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Hand jokes 🖐️ in 2025

What did the hand say to the guitar? “Let’s jam.”

Why did the hand go to the gym? To work on its grip strength.

Why was the hand always so popular? Because it had a good grip on the situation.

Why did the hand refuse to go to the park? It was afraid of getting lost in the palm trees.

Why did the hand go to the doctor? It had a touch of arthritis.

What do you call a hand that’s always doing math? A calculating hand.

Why did the hand go to the bank? To get a hand loan.

Why was the hand always sleepy? Because it stayed up all night counting sheep.

What do you call a hand that’s always waving? A friendly hand.

What did the hand say to the deck of cards? “I’ll deal with you later.”

What did the hand say to the microphone? “Check, one, two.”

Why did the hand go to school? To get a degree in handyman studies.

Why did the hand refuse to go to the party? It had a feeling it was going to be a handful.

What did the hand say to the arm? “I’m hand in glove with you.”

What do you call a hand that’s always making puns? A witty hand.

Why did the hand refuse to play the piano? It was too keyed up.

Why did the hand refuse to go to the party? It had a lot on its hands.

What do you call a hand that can play guitar? A digital musician.

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