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Hand jokes 🖐️ in 2025

What did the hand say when it was caught stealing? “I couldn’t resist the finger food.”

What did the hand say to the sandwich? “You’re in good hands.”

What did the hand say to the face when it was asked if it was okay? “I’m all right.”

Why did the hand refuse to go to the circus? It was afraid of clowns giving it the finger.

What do you call a hand that’s always late? Second hand.

What do you call a hand that’s always in the air? A high-handed hand.

What do you call a hand that’s always taking pictures? A shutterbug hand.

Why did the hand refuse to go on a rollercoaster? It was afraid of getting too handsy.

Why was the hand always in trouble? Because it couldn’t keep its fingers to itself.

Why did the hand go to the gym? To work on its grip strength.

What did the hand say to the guitar? “Let’s jam.”

Why did the hand go to the doctor? It had a touch of arthritis.

Why was the hand always so popular? Because it had a good grip on the situation.

Why did the hand refuse to go to the park? It was afraid of getting lost in the palm trees.

Why did the hand go to the bank? To get a hand loan.

What do you call a hand that’s always doing math? A calculating hand.

What do you call a hand that’s always waving? A friendly hand.

Why was the hand always sleepy? Because it stayed up all night counting sheep.

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