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Hamster jokes ๐Ÿน in 2025

Why did the hamster go to the gym? He wanted to work on his “hamsterceps”!

What do you call a hamster who can’t keep a secret? A “blabber mouse”!

Why do hamsters like to stay at home? Because they feel like a “hamster in a wheel”!

Why was the hamster at the space station? He wanted to be an “astro-rodent”!

What do you call a hamster who’s an actor? A “drama rodent”!

Why did the hamster break up with his girlfriend? She was running him in circles!

Why did the hamster go to the library? He was in search of “wheely” good books!

What do you call a hamster that can dance? A “Hamster-dancer”!

What’s a hamster’s favorite type of pasta? “Wheel”-shaped pasta!

Why don’t hamsters go to school? Because they already know how to spin the wheel!

Why are hamsters terrible at hide and seek? They’re always found running in circles!

What’s a hamster’s favorite type of movie? Anything but horror, they’re too “squeamish”!

What do you call a hamster with a map? A “navigation rodent”!

Why was the hamster at the football match? He was the “fur-st” reserve!

Why are hamsters bad at playing hide and seek? They leave “wheel” tracks!

What do you call a hamster with a top hat? A “hamstercadabra”!

What’s a hamster’s favorite type of math? “Geometry”, because they love circles!

Why don’t hamsters make good secret agents? They spill the beans!

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