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Hamster jokes ๐Ÿน in 2025

Why did the hamster refuse to share his food? He was feeling “shellfish”!

Why was the hamster a bad roommate? Because he’s always running in circles!

Why don’t hamsters make good movie directors? They only shoot in “rounds”!

Why did the hamster go to therapy? He couldn’t stop going in circles!

What’s a hamster’s favorite type of exercise? “Wheel-y” big stretches!

Why do hamsters never get lost? They always go in circles!

Why did the hamster bring toilet paper to the party? Because he’s a party “pooper”!

Why was the hamster at the music concert? He was the “wheel” fan!

Why are hamsters like detectives? They always run in circles to find clues!

Why did the hamster refuse to play cards? He was afraid of “dealing”!

Why don’t hamsters make good philosophers? They’re always going around in circles!

What do you call a hamster that can sing? A “hamstar”!

Why did the hamster bring a suitcase to his cage? He was “wheel-y” serious about moving!

What do you call a hamster with no legs? A “furball”!

Why are hamsters like politicians? They’re always running for something!

Why was the hamster a good baker? Because he was a “whisk” taker!

Why did the hamster get a job at the circus? Because he knew all the “loops”!

What do you call a hamster that can cook? A “gourmet rodent”!

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