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Hamster jokes ๐Ÿน in 2025

What do you call a hamster who’s an actor? A “drama rodent”!

Why did the hamster break up with his girlfriend? She was running him in circles!

Why did the hamster go to the library? He was in search of “wheely” good books!

What do you call a hamster that can dance? A “Hamster-dancer”!

What’s a hamster’s favorite type of pasta? “Wheel”-shaped pasta!

Why don’t hamsters go to school? Because they already know how to spin the wheel!

Why are hamsters terrible at hide and seek? They’re always found running in circles!

What’s a hamster’s favorite type of movie? Anything but horror, they’re too “squeamish”!

What do you call a hamster with a map? A “navigation rodent”!

Why was the hamster at the football match? He was the “fur-st” reserve!

Why are hamsters bad at playing hide and seek? They leave “wheel” tracks!

What do you call a hamster with a top hat? A “hamstercadabra”!

What’s a hamster’s favorite type of math? “Geometry”, because they love circles!

Why don’t hamsters make good secret agents? They spill the beans!

Why don’t hamsters make good detectives? They’re always running in circles!

Why did the hamster refuse to share his food? He was feeling “shellfish”!

Why was the hamster a bad roommate? Because he’s always running in circles!

Why don’t hamsters make good movie directors? They only shoot in “rounds”!

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