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Halloween jokes 🎃 in 2025

What did the bird say on Halloween?
– Twick or tweet.

Why are all of Superman’s costumes tight?
– They’re all size S.

How do vampires get around on Halloween?
– On blood vessels.

What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal?
– Rice Creepies.

Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
-They’re LUMBARjacks!

What is a ghost’s favourite meal?
– Spook-ghetti.

What do you call a fat pumpkin?
– A plumpkin.

What’s the best way to get rid of a demon?
– Exorcise a lot.

Where does Dracula keep his money?
– In a blood bank.

How do ghosts search the Web?
-They use ghoul-gle.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
-Bamboo.

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school?
– Spelling.

What’s it like being kissed by a vampire?
-It’s a pain in the neck.

Where do ghosts like to trick-or-treat?
-Dead ends.

What do witches use on their hair?
– Scare-spray.

Why are ghosts so bad at telling lies?
– Because you can see right through them.

Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when he saw the full moon?
– He needed to change.

How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night?
-Use a Skeleton Key to unlock the gates!

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