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Halloween jokes 🎃 in 2025

What did the bird say on Halloween?
– Twick or tweet.

Why are all of Superman’s costumes tight?
– They’re all size S.

How do vampires get around on Halloween?
– On blood vessels.

What do you call Wall-E’s cousin who cleans floors?
-Because a dog was after his bones!

What did the girl horse dress up as for Halloween?
-A night mare.

The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other tBone-a-part.

What monster plays tricks on Halloween?
-Prank-enstein!

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
-A sax-a-bone.

Why do ghosts hate when it rains on Halloween?
-It dampens their spirits.

What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
– Fangs-giving!

What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
– Let’s stop in for a cool one!

Why didn’t the mummy have any friends?
-He was too wrapped up in himself.

What do skeletons fly around in?
– A scareplane or a skelecopter.

What Halloween candy should you give trick-or-treaters if you want them to think you’re rich?
– A 100 grand candy bar

What is a recess at a mortuary called?
-A Coffin Break!

What do you call a dog who bites Queen Elsa?
– Wrap music

Why are graveyards so noisy?
– Because of all the coffin.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
– No body.

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