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Hairline jokes in 2024

One of my oldest friends is my receding hairline…
– We go way back.

Why did the barber come first in the race to finish cutting hair the fastest?
– This was because he had taken a short cut!

I don’t want to say my wife’s scalp is thinning out, but with a hairline that wide somebody will be able to drive a truck down the middle and not touch either side.

What happened when the barber cleaned his shop?
– The barber felt a breath of fresh hair!

Yo’ mama is so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

My pet rock has a receding hairline
– He’s a little boulder

Why do all types of bees in the world have hair that is sticky?
– This is because they always honeycomb their hair!

What did the barber use when his shop got flooded during the monsoon?
– He used the hairdryer!

My hair is receding at my temples, making my hairline look like the flap of an envelope.
– Goddamn mail pattern baldness…

My friend keeps thinking that he has a receding hairline
– I told him it’s all in his head

What is the name of the thing through which all the hair on your head makes music?
– They make music by using headbands!

What did the father hair need after a long day of work?
– The father hair needed some long hair conditioning!

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
– A receding hairline

What do you call 20 rabbits walking backwards?
– A receding hairline.

Why do most people prefer to watch sports matches while visiting the barber at the barbershop?
– This is because, although the coverage is the same, the highlights at the barbershop are way better!

You have more face to wash every morning

What did the barber need to survive in a desert?
– He needed some scissors and some hairspray because they are the hair necessities in his life!

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