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Hairline jokes in 2024

What do you call 20 rabbits walking backwards?
– A receding hairline.

Why do most people prefer to watch sports matches while visiting the barber at the barbershop?
– This is because, although the coverage is the same, the highlights at the barbershop are way better!

You have more face to wash every morning

What did the barber need to survive in a desert?
– He needed some scissors and some hairspray because they are the hair necessities in his life!

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?
– A Receding hairline

What should one use when either a long hair or short hair on our head is injured?
– In such situations, we should use a hairspray!

Your hairline convert your fourhead into sixhead

Why did the guy lose all his hair during the war?
– This was because he got stuck in the middle of an enemy hair raid!

Your hairline comes home 15 minutes after you do.

The devil has started to get really self conscious about his receding hairline and is planning to take out his anger on the humans if he cant find a solution…..
– There’s going to be hell toupee

What was the reason behind Pavlov having such soft hair?
– He had soft hair because he knew how to condition it well.

What did one wig ask the other wig before going to a vacation?

What did a bald historian say when he found an antique comb in the ruins?
– He said that he was never going to part with it!

Your hairline is still missing even Dora can’t explore it

My hairline is like my t-shirt
– A deep-v and not helping me look any younger.

How can the moon cut its own hair?
– It can cut its own hair because eclipse it!

I first realized I was going bald when it started taking longer and longer for me to wash my face.

Why couldn’t anyone in town see the bald man walking in the street on a sunny day?
– This was because the shine from his head was blinding everyone!

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