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Hairline jokes in 2025

Your hairline looks like the McDonald’s logo.

Your hairline is so deep People can see what you are thinking.

I’m not saying my friend’s losing his hair, but lice are starting to picket about deforestation.

Did you hear about the bald guy who cracked his skull?
– Doctor said he had a receding hairline fracture.

Your hairline is so far back
Rosa parks don’t wanna sit there.

Lebron’s life is like one big compass…
– He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West.

What did one wig ask the other wig before going to a vacation?
– With which hairline are you flying with?

The devil has started to get really self conscious about his receding hairline and is planning to take out his anger on the humans if he cant find a solution…..
– There’s going to be hell toupee

What was the reason behind Pavlov having such soft hair?
– He had soft hair because he knew how to condition it well.

What did one wig ask the other wig before going to a vacation?

What did a bald historian say when he found an antique comb in the ruins?
– He said that he was never going to part with it!

Your hairline is still missing even Dora can’t explore it

My hairline is like my t-shirt
– A deep-v and not helping me look any younger.

How can the moon cut its own hair?
– It can cut its own hair because eclipse it!

I first realized I was going bald when it started taking longer and longer for me to wash my face.

Why couldn’t anyone in town see the bald man walking in the street on a sunny day?
– This was because the shine from his head was blinding everyone!

Your hairline is like the universe – it’s still waiting to be discovered.

What’s worse than a receding hairline?
– An advancing hairline

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