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Hairline jokes in 2025

Your hairline looks like the McDonald’s logo.

Your hairline is so deep People can see what you are thinking.

I’m not saying my friend’s losing his hair, but lice are starting to picket about deforestation.

Did you hear about the bald guy who cracked his skull?
– Doctor said he had a receding hairline fracture.

Your hairline is so far back
Rosa parks don’t wanna sit there.

Lebron’s life is like one big compass…
– He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West.

What did one wig ask the other wig before going to a vacation?
– With which hairline are you flying with?

I don’t want to say my wife’s scalp is thinning out, but with a hairline that wide somebody will be able to drive a truck down the middle and not touch either side.

What happened when the barber cleaned his shop?
– The barber felt a breath of fresh hair!

Yo’ mama is so ugly, her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.

My pet rock has a receding hairline
– He’s a little boulder

Why do all types of bees in the world have hair that is sticky?
– This is because they always honeycomb their hair!

What did the barber use when his shop got flooded during the monsoon?
– He used the hairdryer!

My hair is receding at my temples, making my hairline look like the flap of an envelope.
– Goddamn mail pattern baldness…

My friend keeps thinking that he has a receding hairline
– I told him it’s all in his head

What is the name of the thing through which all the hair on your head makes music?
– They make music by using headbands!

What did the father hair need after a long day of work?
– The father hair needed some long hair conditioning!

What do you call 10 rabbits marching backwards?
– A receding hairline

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