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Grinch jokes in 2024

What do you call a Grinch who loves to paint? A mean artist.

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas tinsel? He was feeling a little tinsel-obsessed.

Why did the Grinch refuse to eat his vegetables? He didn’t want to be a who-likin’.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to knit? A mean knitter.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to dance? A mean mover.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the museum? He didn’t want to be an art-likin’.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the amusement park? He didn’t want to be a fun-likin’.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to paintball? A mean shooter.

What did the Grinch say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? “You make my heart grow three sizes.”

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas ornaments? He was feeling a little bauble-headed.

Why did the Grinch refuse to take a shower? He didn’t want to be a clean-likin’.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to fly planes? A mean pilot.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to read? A mean bookworm.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the symphony? He didn’t want to be a classical-likin’.

Why did the Grinch break up with his girlfriend? She was too sweet for him.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to play chess? A mean strategist.

What do you call a Grinch who hates pets? A mean animal.

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas ribbon? He was feeling a little ribbon-happy.

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