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Grinch jokes in 2025

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas candles? He was feeling a little candle-obsessed.

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas stockings? He was feeling a little sock-happy.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to snowboard? A mean boarder.

What do you call a Grinch who steals all the presents? A gift Grinch-er!

What do you call a Grinch who loves to cook? A mean chef.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the theater? He didn’t want to be a drama-likin’.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the beach? He didn’t want to be a sand-likin’.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to dance ballet? A mean ballerina.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to paint? A mean artist.

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas tinsel? He was feeling a little tinsel-obsessed.

Why did the Grinch refuse to eat his vegetables? He didn’t want to be a who-likin’.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to knit? A mean knitter.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to dance? A mean mover.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the museum? He didn’t want to be an art-likin’.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the amusement park? He didn’t want to be a fun-likin’.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to paintball? A mean shooter.

What did the Grinch say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? “You make my heart grow three sizes.”

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas ornaments? He was feeling a little bauble-headed.

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