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Grinch jokes in 2025

What do you call a Grinch who loves to dance? A mean mover.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the museum? He didn’t want to be an art-likin’.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the amusement park? He didn’t want to be a fun-likin’.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to paintball? A mean shooter.

What did the Grinch say to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day? “You make my heart grow three sizes.”

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas ornaments? He was feeling a little bauble-headed.

Why did the Grinch refuse to take a shower? He didn’t want to be a clean-likin’.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to fly planes? A mean pilot.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to read? A mean bookworm.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the symphony? He didn’t want to be a classical-likin’.

Why did the Grinch break up with his girlfriend? She was too sweet for him.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to play chess? A mean strategist.

What do you call a Grinch who hates pets? A mean animal.

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas ribbon? He was feeling a little ribbon-happy.

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas cookies? He was feeling a little cookie-monsterish.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to mountain bike? A mean biker.

What do you call a group of Grinches? A green gang.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the party? He didn’t want to be a social-likin’.

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