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Grinch jokes in 2025

What do you call a Grinch who loves to swim? A mean fish.

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas bells? He was feeling a little bell-crazy.

What do you get when you cross a Grinch with a snowman? Frostbite!

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas wreath? He was feeling a little wreath-less.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to ice skate? A mean skater.

What do you call a Grinch who hates music? A tone-deaf meanie.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the zoo? He didn’t want to be an animal-likin’.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the movie theater? He didn’t want to be a screen-likin’.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to do yoga? A mean yogi.

Why did the Grinch go to the doctor? He was feeling a little green.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to ski? A mean shredder.

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas presents? He was feeling a little gift-crazy.

Why did the Grinch steal the Christmas ham? He was feeling a little ham-handed.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to play golf? A mean swinger.

What do you call a Grinch who loves to play basketball? A mean shooter.

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the circus? He didn’t want to be a clown-likin’.

What did the Grinch say when he stole the Christmas decorations? “I’m a mean one, Mr. Grinch!”

Why did the Grinch refuse to go to the park? He didn’t want to be a green-likin’.

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