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Grandpa jokes 👴 in 2025

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandpa did.
– Not screaming in terror, like the passengers on his bus.

My grandpa’s favorite joke
– Two guys are driving from Kansas to Maine and they drive by a sign for Worcester, MA. They both look at eachother and say, ‘how the hell do you pronounce that?” The driver says “War-chester”, the passanger says, “Nah, its gotta be “wir-ster”. They argue a bit and decide that the only way to know for sure is to get off at the exit for Worcester, go into the first place they see and ask a local. The winner gets $20. They shake on it. They come up on the exit, get off and go into the first place they see, as agreed. They go up to the counter and say to the kid running the front desk “hey son, now this is very important, my friend and i got $20 riding on this. I need you to slowly and clearly tell us the name of where we are”. The kid looks at him and leans over the counter and goes “DAI-RY QUEEN”

Prolly heard it 1000 times over his lifetime. Never got old.

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