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Grammar Jokes ✏️ in 2025

What should you say to comfort a grammar nazi?
-“There, their, they’re.”

I’ll never date an apostrophe again
-He was so possessive.

What kind of dinosaur writes romance novels?
-A Brontësaurus.

Teacher: “Name two pronouns?”
-Student: “Who, me?”

What’s the difference between cats and a comma?
-Cats have claws at the end of their paws and commas are a pause at the end of a clause.

Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize
-Except at a funeral.

My grammar has suffered since I became a vegetarian
-I mistakes.

Santa’s elves are known as
– subordinate clauses.

When I was a kid, my teacher looked my way and said, “Name two pronouns.”
-I said, “Who, me?”

A question mark walks into a bar?
-Say what?

Back in school, grammar was always my worst subject…
-Something about spending an hour reading grammar rules always left me commatose.

What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
-One has claws at the end of its paws. The other is a pause at the end of a clause.

Which dinosaur knows the most words?
-A Thesaurus

My teachers told me I should pay attention and check my grammar.
-Like what the heck nana has been dead for years now

One punctuation saw the other at a restaurant and asked,
-Do you comma here often?

Heights Of Insult By A Grammar Freak Girl.
– Girl To Boy: “You Are As Useless As Ay In Okay”

A comma splice walks into a bar,
-it has a drink and then leaves.

Why is nostalgia like grammar?
– We find the present tense and the past perfect

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