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Grammar Jokes ✏️ in 2025

Declare grammar puns!
-Give me all your grammar puns, it’s imperative!

A dangling modifier walks into a bar.
-After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.

I’m thinking of writing a joke about mispronounced grammar.
-I’ll gerund to it later.

What do you say to comfort a Grammar teacher?
– There Their They’re.

I’m so adjective,
-I verb noun.

5 vowels, 8 consonants, a comma, and an exclamation mark appeared in court today.
-They’re due to be sentenced some time next month.

Why wouldn’t the pronoun go out with the noun?
-He kept propositioning her

One should never mess with the apostrophe.
-It is either ‘your dinner’, or ‘you’re dinner’.

there are three things that I love:
-Oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities.”

A question mark walks into a bar?
-hello bar people

I spoke with Bill Withers and I told him that “Ain’t no sunshine” was bad grammar.
-He said “I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I know”

Synonym rolls:
-just like grammar used to make.

What do you say to comfort a Grammar teacher?
-There Their They’re.

It’s funny how full stops are known as periods in the US.
-Ask any girl, it’s never a full stop

There is a tax suitable for people who destroy the English language.
– It is called Syntax.

What do you call Santa’s brothers and sisters?
-Relative clauses.

Actually, it is an exclamation point she needs
-It is an interjection! Help! A thief!

Two quotation marks
-“walk into” a bar.

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