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Grammar Jokes ✏️ in 2025

Two quotation marks
-“walk into” a bar.

Poor grammar and the Coronavirus both made me..
-[sic]

Can I go to the toilet?
-I don’t know, can you?

Every time you make a typo
-the errorists win.

Grammar is bringing dessert.
– The synonym rolls are amazing

I invented a new word!
-Plagiarism.

I’ve always taken pride in knowing how to use a semicolon;
-damn

You can’t ever ran through campgrounds.
-You can only run because it is past tents.

“A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
“A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
-Punctuation is important.

let’s eat kids. Let’s eat. Kids.
-use a comma. Saves lives.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar,
– drinking to drink.

There’s only 1 rule in English Grammar:
-Won: Their our know rules.

Why shouldn’t you date apostrophes?
-They’re too possessive.

I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet…
– I don’t know Y.

People threaten me when I correct their grammar.
-But they’re the ones who end up in comma.

Hyphenated and Non-Hyphenated.
– Ah, the ironies of English!

A man went into a fish shop and said, “Can I have a tail end, please?”
-So the man behind the counter said, ‘And they all lived happily ever after.’

I like cooking my family and my pets.
-use commas. Don’t be a psycho.

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