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Grammar Jokes ✏️ in 2025

The bar was walked into by the passive voice.
– how now?

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar.
-They sit. They drink. They leave.

How do you comfort a grammar snob?
– “There, their, they’re.”

I failed my grammar exam today.
-Apparently, “before Christmas” was not a good example for present tense.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar.
-They sit. They drink. They leave.

I blocked a girl for correcting my grammar
-It feelded good

What happened when the semicolon broke grammar laws?
-It was given two consecutive sentences.

I’ve never met a three
– but I have… metaphor.

Grammar tells us, ” ‘i’ before ‘e’ except after ‘c’ “…
-But science tells us otherwise.

An ancient Egyptian student is chiseling his essay into a stone. His teacher comes over and says
-No, you should never end a sentence with an ox.

What was Socrates’ favorite thing to mold?
– Play dough.

The past, the present and the future all walked into a bar.
– It was tense.

Knock knock. Who’s there?
-To who? No, to whom.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
– A cat has claws at the end of paws and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

What do you call Santa’s little helpers?
– Subordinate clauses

Why do words and punctuation end up in court?
– To be sentenced.

Comma said, “I think we should slow down for a while.”
-Full stop replied, “We’d rather just stop right now!”

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
-Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end.

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