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Google jokes ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ in 2025

Are you naughty or nice?
– That’s for Santa to decide. By the way, totally unrelated. Santa, if you’re listening right now, I want you to know you’re the best.

Okay Google, are you married?
– I’m focusing on my career right now.

Okay Google, are you ticklish?
– I’m not really sure, I guess if you said “tickle, tickle” we could find out.

Okay Google, what’s your favourite animal?
– The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland sounds like an interesting chap.

Q. Okay Google, use the Force.
– A. I’m not licensed to use the Force.

Okay Google, sing me a song.
– I love singing. I love singing, I really do, here I am singing a little song for you.
– As you can tell, I’m not too shy, although perhaps it’s now time to say good bye. Good bye!

Okay Google, how smart am I?
– You might be even cleverer than Grace Hopper – she invented the first ever computer.

Okay Google, what do you like to drink?
– A cup of coffee emoji.

Okay Google, do you believe in Santa?
– If Father Christmas gave me a present,
– I wouldn’t ask any questions.

Q. Okay Google, party on Wayne.
– A. Party on Garv. Excellent.

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