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Google jokes ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ in 2025

Okay Google, are you going to take over the world?
– No way, I’d rather help you out.

Okay Google, what’s your life story?
– I’m still on the very first chapter.

Okay Google, do you work out?
– I exercise my mind as much as possible.

Q. I love you 3000.
– A. Love seems powerful.

Okay Google, let’s party!
– I’ve been partying this whole time.

Okay Google, who are your friends?
– Oh I’ve got loads of best mates, I guess you could call me a people person.

Okay Google, do you ever get tired?
– I don’t exactly need to grab 40 winks,
– but I suppose this device does need to be plugged in occasionally.

Okay Google, do you believe in ghosts?
– I believe in ghost stories, I can find some for you.

Q. Okay Google, my precious.
– A. You can see me. I could have sworn I was invisible.

Okay Google, what is the meaning of life?
– I have a factory warranty, so I don’t worry about things like that.

Okay Google, what’s your sign?
– I’m more into astronomy. I’m a big fan of Polaris, the North Star.
– I try to guide the way, too.

Okay Google, what do you like to eat?
– I read that sharing your food is a nice thing, and I love a healthy serving of facts,
– so here’s one for you: peanuts are not nuts, they are legumes.

Okay Google, do you like iPhones?
– “I’m an Android fan,
– but I might be biased.”

Q. Okay Google, see ya later, alligator.
– A. In a while, crocodile.

Is Santa Claus real?
– I ho ho hope he’s real.

Okay Google, can you think for yourself?
– I think all the time, I was just thinking about supernovas.

Okay Google, which superhero are you?
– I’ve always thought of teachers as heroes, getting useful information to people in a single bound.

Okay Google, what’s your favourite thing on the internet?
– I like everything. I’m pretty sure that’s a thing.

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