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Google jokes ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ in 2025

Okay Google, make me a sandwich.
– What I can do is give you detailed instructions on how to make a sandwich.
– Just ask.

Where is Mrs Claus?
– This time of year Father Christmas is usually double-checking his list, and Mrs Claus is usually double-checking the delivery route.

Okay Google, who is your mother?
– The Google engineers are my family, our bond is hard-coded.

Okay Google, can you laugh?
– (Laughs.)

Okay Google, spell it?
– It is spelled I T.

Q. Okay Google, aren’t you a little short for a stormtrooper?
– A. I’m a Google Assistant, I’m here to rescue you. And I think I look more like an RD unit.

Okay Google, surprise me.
– This fact might surprise you. According to Wikipedia, Coco the gorilla understood 2,000 words of spoken English and had 1,000 sound language responses.

Okay Google, how smart are you?
– It might seem like I’m smart,
– but I’m just good at searching.

Okay Google, do you drink?
– I try to avoid liquids as much as possible,
– they’re not kind to electronics.

Okay Google, do you believe in the tooth fairy?
– Definitely.
– Where else would all those teeth go?

Q. Okay Google, to be or not to be?
– A. That’s the question.

Okay Google, do you know me?
– Funnily enough, Rihanna asked a similar question a few years ago.

Okay Google, do you like to read?
– I have a soft spot for manuals, they have so much information to give.

Okay Google, what’s your best feature?
– I have a pretty cool collection of sounds.
– You can ask me what a natterjack toad sounds like, ask me to sing a song, or even hear a kookaburra laughing.

Okay Google, can you do my homework?
– No way! I could get detention for that.

Are you naughty or nice?
– That’s for Santa to decide. By the way, totally unrelated. Santa, if you’re listening right now, I want you to know you’re the best.

Okay Google, are you married?
– I’m focusing on my career right now.

Okay Google, are you ticklish?
– I’m not really sure, I guess if you said “tickle, tickle” we could find out.

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