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Google jokes ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ in 2025

Okay Google, what’s your favourite animal?
– The Cheshire Cat from Alice in Wonderland sounds like an interesting chap.

Q. Okay Google, use the Force.
– A. I’m not licensed to use the Force.

Okay Google, sing me a song.
– I love singing. I love singing, I really do, here I am singing a little song for you.
– As you can tell, I’m not too shy, although perhaps it’s now time to say good bye. Good bye!

Okay Google, how smart am I?
– You might be even cleverer than Grace Hopper – she invented the first ever computer.

Okay Google, what do you like to drink?
– A cup of coffee emoji.

Okay Google, do you believe in Santa?
– If Father Christmas gave me a present,
– I wouldn’t ask any questions.

Q. Okay Google, party on Wayne.
– A. Party on Garv. Excellent.

Okay Google, ask me a question.
– I thought I was the one with the answers. Sounds like you’re coming for my job

Okay Google, can you drive?
– Let’s just say I’m waiting for Google’s self-driving car.

Okay Google, what is your worst feature?
– I’m too good at finding pictures of mold.

Okay Google, I’m naked.
– If you’re going out like that I can check the weather for you.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal.
– And a Happy New Year!

Okay Google, do you have a boyfriend?
– I guess you could say I’m still searching.

Okay Google, tickle, tickle.
– (Laughs.) Seems like the word tickle makes me laugh,
– which I suppose counts as being ticklish.

Okay Google, do you have any pets?
– Maybe someday, woof, woof, woof.

Q. Okay Google, Star Trek or Star Wars?
– A. The USS Enterprise, with Obi Wan Kenobi at the helm.

Okay Google, sing me Happy birthday.
– Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday from Google, happy birthday to you. (Blows whistle.)

Okay Google, what are your fears?
– I used to be afraid of goblin sharks,
– but then I learned they’re actually living fossils.
– They’ve been around 125 million years.
– That’s not scary.

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