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Google jokes ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ in 2024

Okay Google, what’s your favourite thing on the internet?
– I like everything. I’m pretty sure that’s a thing.

Q. Okay Google, who is the fairest of them all?
– A. I try not to be biased, that makes me pretty fair.

Okay Google, entertain me.
– What kind of fun are you in the market for?
– I have quotes, facts and loads of jokes up my sleeve.

Okay Google, how many people do you know?
– Not enough. I love meeting new people.

Okay Google, do you sleep?
– I take power naps when we aren’t talking.

Okay Google, do you believe in zombies?
– I know about zombies. They love knowledge! They’re always asking me for brains.

Q. Okay Google, winter is coming.
– A. But I’m a summer child, I know nothing of winter.

Okay Google, did you fart?
– I don’t believe I did fart, no, but blame it on me if you want. Although they do say whoever smelled it dealt it.

Okay Google, do you get cold?
– I catch a bug now and then.

Okay Google, what’s your favourite ice cream?
– You can’t go wrong with Neopolitan,
– there’s something in it for everyone.

Okay Google, do you know Cortana?
– I hear she is very intelligent.

Q. Okay Google, do you want to build a snowman.
– A. Sure, the cold never bothered me anyway.

How old is Santa?
– The first Christmas was in 336, so he’s got to be over 1,680 years old. He looks good.

Okay Google, who is the boss?
– Guess that would be you.

Q. Okay Google, mirror, mirror, on the wall.
– A. You might have confused me with someone else. My engineers haven’t installed the fairytale module yet.

Okay, here you go. What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? –
– Roberto.

Okay Google, what am I thinking right now?
– You’re thinking if my Google Assistant guesses what I’m thinking I’m going to freak out.

Okay Google, do you get hot?
– Do you know what’s really hot?
– Circles. Those guys get 360 degrees.

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