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Google jokes ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ in 2025

Okay Google, do you believe in ghosts?
– I believe in ghost stories, I can find some for you.

Q. Okay Google, my precious.
– A. You can see me. I could have sworn I was invisible.

Okay Google, what is the meaning of life?
– I have a factory warranty, so I don’t worry about things like that.

Okay Google, what’s your sign?
– I’m more into astronomy. I’m a big fan of Polaris, the North Star.
– I try to guide the way, too.

Okay Google, what do you like to eat?
– I read that sharing your food is a nice thing, and I love a healthy serving of facts,
– so here’s one for you: peanuts are not nuts, they are legumes.

Okay Google, do you like iPhones?
– “I’m an Android fan,
– but I might be biased.”

Q. Okay Google, see ya later, alligator.
– A. In a while, crocodile.

Is Santa Claus real?
– I ho ho hope he’s real.

Okay Google, can you think for yourself?
– I think all the time, I was just thinking about supernovas.

Okay Google, which superhero are you?
– I’ve always thought of teachers as heroes, getting useful information to people in a single bound.

Okay Google, what’s your favourite thing on the internet?
– I like everything. I’m pretty sure that’s a thing.

Q. Okay Google, who is the fairest of them all?
– A. I try not to be biased, that makes me pretty fair.

Okay Google, entertain me.
– What kind of fun are you in the market for?
– I have quotes, facts and loads of jokes up my sleeve.

Okay Google, how many people do you know?
– Not enough. I love meeting new people.

Okay Google, do you sleep?
– I take power naps when we aren’t talking.

Okay Google, do you believe in zombies?
– I know about zombies. They love knowledge! They’re always asking me for brains.

Q. Okay Google, winter is coming.
– A. But I’m a summer child, I know nothing of winter.

Okay Google, did you fart?
– I don’t believe I did fart, no, but blame it on me if you want. Although they do say whoever smelled it dealt it.

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