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Golf Jokes 🏌️‍♂️ in 2025

If you golf on election day, make sure to cast an absent-tee-ballot.

Traveling around the golf coast

Golf: A five-mile walk punctuated with frequent disappointments.

. What do you call a wizard that can turn himself into a golf club?
– Harry Putter.

Did you hear about the two guys that met on the golf course?
– It was the beginning of a beautiful friend-chip.

An amateur golfer is one who addresses the ball twice… once before swinging, and once again, after swinging.

What’s the easiest shot in golf?
– Your fourth putt.

A “gimme” can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers…neither of whom can putt very well.

What did Nat King Cole sing after he won a round of golf?
– Un-fore-gettable, in every way.

There are three ways to improve your golf game: take lessons, practice constantly… or start cheating.

My brother’s golf game is so bad he’s had to have his ball retriever regripped.

“I once played a course that was so tough, I lost two balls in the ball washer!”

Golf! You hit down to make the ball go up.
– You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the drinks.

What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
– Any birdie will do.

What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
– Fore-get Me Nots.

Flying on a golf-stream jet

Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
– He was puttering around.

What do golfers do on their days off?
– Putter around.

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