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Golf Jokes 🏌️‍♂️ in 2025

What did the driver yell at the golf cart that cut him off?
– Kiss my putt.

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Which pro golfer can jump higher than the flag?
– All of them, the flag can’t jump.

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There’s no game like golf: you go out with three friends, play eighteen holes, and return with three enemies.

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What does a golfer like to hear from his wife?
– “Talk birdie to me.”

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Why do golfers always carry a spare pair of trousers with them?
– In case they get a hole in one.

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Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

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What should you do if your round of golf is interrupted by a lightning storm?

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“I wish I could play my normal game… just once.”

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Why do golf announcers whisper?
– Because they don’t want to wake up the people watching.

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What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
– The Bogeyman.

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The secret of good golf is to hit the ball hard, straight, and not too often.

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What do you do after a round of 18 on a hot sunny day?
– Wash your balls.

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In golf, some people tend to get confused with all the numbers… they shoot a “six”, yell “fore” and write “five”.

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Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
– Caddy: “I don’t think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”

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Why do golf announcers whisper?
– Because they don’t want to wake up the people watching.

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The golf of Mexico

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Golf got its name because all of the other four-letter words were taken.

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Did you hear about the two guys that met on the golf course?
– It was the beginning of a beautiful friend-chip.

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