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Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because it cannot count, criticize, or laugh.

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What do you do after a round of 18 on a hot sunny day?
– Wash your balls.

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In golf, some people tend to get confused with all the numbers… they shoot a “six”, yell “fore” and write “five”.

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Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
– Caddy: “I don’t think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”

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Why do golf announcers whisper?
– Because they don’t want to wake up the people watching.

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The golf of Mexico

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Golf got its name because all of the other four-letter words were taken.

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Did you hear about the two guys that met on the golf course?
– It was the beginning of a beautiful friend-chip.

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Have you ever wondered how the moon got craters?
– Three words: Chuck Norris golfing.

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Golf: A five mile walk punctuated with frequent disappointments.

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Walk around holding your 1-iron above your head, because even Mother Nature can’t hit a 1-iron.

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The term “mulligan” is really a contraction of the phrase “maul-it-again.”

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Which actress is incredible at golf?
– Minnie Driver.

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When is it too wet to play golf?
– When your golf cart capsizes.

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Golf is an expensive way of playing marbles.

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What do you call a blonde at a golf course?
– The 19th hole.

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An American went to Scotland and played golf with a newly acquainted Scottish golfer.
– After a bad tee shot, he played a “Mulligan” which was an extremely good one.
– He then asked the Scottish, “What do you call a Mulligan in Scotland?”
– “We call it 3.”

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Golf balls are like eggs. They’re white, sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy some more.

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