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Gold jokes ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ‘‘ in 2025

What do you call gold at a baseball game? A ‘home-run’!

What do you call gold at a karaoke bar? A ‘golden voice’!

Why did the gold go to the fashion show? It wanted to ‘shine’!

Why did the gold file a police report? It got ‘melted’!

What do you call gold at a hockey game? A ‘golden goal’!

Why did the gold go to the museum? It wanted to see the ‘silverware’!

Why did the gold go to the beach? It wanted to ‘shine’ in the sun!

What do you call gold at a wedding? A ‘ring’!

Why don’t gold and silver get along? They have a ‘tarnished’ relationship!

Why did the gold go to the restaurant? It wanted to eat ‘golden fries’!

What do you call gold in a salad? A ‘golden beet’!

What do you call gold at a marathon? A ‘golden runner’!

Why did the gold go to the beauty pageant? It wanted a ‘crown’!

What do you call a gold who can play music? A ‘golden record’!

What do you call gold at a boxing match? A ‘golden glove’!

Why did the gold go to the magic show? It wanted to ‘disappear’!

Why did the gold go to the amusement park? It wanted to ride the ‘gold coaster’!

What do you call gold at a carnival? A ‘golden ticket’!

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