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Goat Jokes 🐐 in 2024

Why could the vet not save the hyperactive goat?
-Because the goat was bleating out too fast.

What’s the definition of butter?
-An angry goat.

What was the tough goat in the 90s boy band called?
-Goatee.

Where do you find a goat with no legs?
-Right where you left it.

Everyone says the other side is the devil, but why wasn’t actual Baphometh on the ballot?
-Turns out, Spoonerists’ “vet out the goat” campaign was a success.

Why are goats from France so musical?
– To the prison shell-block.

Did you hear the one about the guy who herds baby goats for a living
-he’s great with kids.

I let my goats get whatever they want, they are spoiled rotten
-I guess you could say I have a bleeting heart

What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
-Billy Jean King.

What’s 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 1/2 goat?
-Chicago.

What do you call an ISIS member who owns 6 goats?
-A pimp

Why was the farmer angry?
-Because someone got his goat.

Did you hear about the goat that knew kungfu?
-He was a karate kid.

Why did the farmer stop stuffing goats into his truck?
-There was no more ruminant.

A female sheep walks into a bar with a baby cow and a baby goat
-Bartender says: Ewe Calf to be Kidding me!

What do you call a mountain goat?
– A hill-billy.

You should be nice to goats and show patience
-they are just kids.

What do you call a lazy goat?
– Billy Idle.

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