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Goat Jokes 🐐 in 2024

Did you hear the one about the guy who herds baby goats for a living
-he’s great with kids.

I let my goats get whatever they want, they are spoiled rotten
-I guess you could say I have a bleeting heart

What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
-Billy Jean King.

What’s 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat, and 1/2 goat?
-Chicago.

What do you call an ISIS member who owns 6 goats?
-A pimp

Why was the farmer angry?
-Because someone got his goat.

Did you hear about the goat that knew kungfu?
-He was a karate kid.

Why did the farmer stop stuffing goats into his truck?
-There was no more ruminant.

A female sheep walks into a bar with a baby cow and a baby goat
-Bartender says: Ewe Calf to be Kidding me!

What do you call a mountain goat?
– A hill-billy.

You should be nice to goats and show patience
-they are just kids.

What do you call a lazy goat?
– Billy Idle.

What did everyone call the goat that sailed around the world?
– Billy Ocean.

I was banging a goat and I asked her if she was into it,
-she said: Mehhhh

Why are goats from France musical?
-Because they have French horns.

What kind of goat is always acting like a fool?
– A silly billy.

Billy is the perfect name for a newborn goat.
– As a child, it’ll be “Billy the Kid.” As an adult, it’ll be a “Billy Goat.”

Two goats chew on a VHS tape.
-The first goat says “*This film is pretty good”* and the other one replies: “*Yeah, it’s OK but the book was better.”*

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