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Goat Jokes 🐐 in 2025

What do you call a goat with a pancreatic disorder?
-Diableatus.

A lion is about to eat a goat
-The goat says, “Please spare me and convert to christianity.”

The lion says, “Goat to hell!”

What did the goat love watching every Saturday night?
– Americas Goat Talent.

A goat, a drum, and a snake fell off a cliff..
-Baa- dum- ssss

What do you call a baby goat who is sleeping?
-A kid-napper.

What do you call a mockery of a Jewish goat mans dinner?
-A Satire Satyr Seder

What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
-Billy Dean.

What farm animal is always in trouble?
-The scape-goat.

What do you call a goat that likes cleaning?
-A roomba-a-aa-aa.

What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
-Sorry, we were just kidding.

What was the goat duo that lip synced?
-Billi-Vanilli.

What do you call a goat that works at a bakery?
-A battering ram

What’s a kid’s favorite nursery rhyme?
– “Row, Row, Row Your Goat.”

Did you hear the one about the goat who ate up all the office stationery
-it was on a staple diet.

Guy says to a girl on tinder “You can call me the GOAT” “Why? Cause you’re the greatest of all time?”
-“No, cause I’m gonna eat your bush”

How do you keep a goat from charging?
-You take his credit card away!

Where do goat journalists usually work?
-Bleat Street.

What do you call an outlaw goat?
-Billy the Kid.

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