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Gnome jokes in 2025

What is better than 10 gnomes in a barrel?
– One gnome in 10 barrels!

Where did Satan’s little helpers go to high school?
– They didn’t, they were gnome-schooled.

What is a gnome’s favorite baseball movie?
– A league of their gnome.

Why are there so few gnome airline pilots?
– They can’t meet the height requirements.

Why do sverfneblin make the best philosophers?
– Because they’re deep gnomes.

Did you hear about the gnome rogue?
– Of course not, that g is silent!

What’s the meanest thing ever?
– When you ask a gnome : What will you be when you grow up?

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