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Gnome jokes in 2025

Why are so many gnomes happy regardless of today’s news?
– Gnome news is good news.

What do you get if you cross a gnome and a tauren?
– A mini-taur.

For Halloween, my vertically challenged friend dressed like a garden decoration, but made the whole costume out of denim.
– He’s the human jean gnome.

How do many desperate gnomes raise funds?
– They start a gnome fund me campaign.

Did you hear about the troupe of gnome dancers that robbed half the city blind?
– They had a good run, but the jig is up.

Have you met Finnegan the Tinker?
– Never met him. Don’t gno’m.

When is a gnome not a gnome?
When his head is between your legs.
– Then he’s a goblin

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