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Gnome jokes in 2025

What is a popular television show for gnomes?
– Gnomer Pyle, USMC.

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?
– A metronome!

How many gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?
– Infinite , cant stack em high enough.

A dyslexic witch cursed me!
– Now everything I touch turns to glod, an increasingly disgruntled gnome

What do gnome cowboys sing?
– Gnome on the range.

What’s the number one rated movie for gnomes?
– Gnome Alone.

Did you hear about Boddynock the Alchemist, who had that run-in with the undead?
– He was gno-match for them. But he’s all Wight now.

What do you call fifty five gnomes in the mouth of a kraken?
– A good start.

What do you call a black gnome?
– Gnigga

Why do gnomes love surfing on the internet?
– They get a thrill out of landing on the gnome pages.

How do gnomes greet one another at their yoga class?
– They bow and say gnome-astay.

Gnome Chat Up Line: Hey girl, is your name Juliet?
– ‘Cause my name is Gnomeo.

What do you call a Gnome who lives in urban environments?
– A Metro Gnome

Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats?
– It’s a little gnome fact.

How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall?
– Depends on how hard you throw ’em!

This one’s for the D&D players. A human, an elf and a dragonborn walk into a bar.
– The gnome and halfling walk underneath perfectly fine.

Which Simpson character do gnomes love the most?
– Gnomer Simpson.

Beware gnomish merchants, they tend to shortchange people.

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