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Gnome jokes in 2025

Why do gnomes often like to go shopping?
– Because some of the stores offer gnome money down deals.

Why do the police often ignore the testimony of gnomes?
– They don’t trust gnome one.

Did ya hear the one about the Troll who tried to pay for dinner with a gnome?
– He came up short on the bill.

What do you call a musical gnome that cares a lot about its appearance?
– A metrognome

What do you call a gnome who’s been burglarized?
– A gnome invasion.

Why did the gnome take the subway to work?
– Because a metro-gnome is always on time.

What do you call a gnome priest?
– A compact disc.

I love cooking meat for tiny men…
– …make gnome a steak.

Where do gnomes buy most of their appliances?
– At Gnome Depot.

What race makes for the edgiest bards?
– Rock gnomes.

Then there’s Wizknocket, the original gnome illusionist. He was so amazing he made the ‘g’ in ‘gnome’ disappear.

In Timothee Chalemet’s next movie, the plot revolves around garden statuary. It’s called…
– *Call Me By Your Gnome.*

Why were the gnomes ticketed by the park ranger?
– He warned then this is not a gnome-naked beach.

What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children?
– Wait till your father gets gnome.

What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison?
– A small, medium at large!

Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats?
– It’s a little gnome fact.

What do gnomes complain about their always hungry teenagers?
– You’re eating me out of a house and gnome.

Why do gnomes laugh when they go for a run?
– Because the grass tickles their balls. Merry Christmas!

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