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Gnome jokes in 2025

Gnomes can be quite annoying when they’re indecisive, all they say is yes, gnome. maybe.

Did you hear about Boddynock the Alchemist, who had that run-in with the undead?
– He was gno-match for them. But he’s all Wight now.

What do you call a Gnome with his head up a Fairy’s dress?
– A-Goblin.

Why were the hun gnomes so ruthless?
– They showed their enemy gnome mercy.

Why are gnomes such good baseball players?
– Because they hit a lot of gnome runs.

Why did it take so long for the judge to decide who got the shack in the backyard during the gnome divorce?
– He had to consider all the she shed, he shed…

The United Kingdom is to provide special support to those self-identify as gnomes, fairies or pixies…
– It’ll be known as the National Elf Service.

What do you call a down-and-out gnome?
– Gnomeless.

Why don’t gnomes like to live alone?
– Because gnome man is an island.

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Gnome! I can’t reach the doorbell!

The average height of a dwarf is about 3 feet tall
– That’s a little gnome fact

What did the witness say at the gnome trial?
– In my gnome words here’s what happened.

Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates?
– They call it Gno-man’s-land.

I used to adventure with a gnome, but he gave it up so he could focus on writing under a pseudonym.
– He became a gnome-de-plume…

I was cleaning one of my garden statues and accidentally cracked part of its face
– I guess you could say I don’t gnome eye own strength

Who’s the most favorite gnome philosopher?
– Gnome Chompsky.

What did the gnomes best friend say when people complained about his friend?
– He’s great once you get to gnome him.

Why are gnomes friends with dolls?
– They like to share clothes.

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