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Gnome jokes in 2025

Subway pianist with weird looking kid in a dunce cap
– AKA his metro-gnome

What did the trumpet player say when he caught another using his instrument?
– Blow your gnome trumpet.

Where are many of the elderly gnomes housed?
– A nursing gnome.

How did the Amazon gnomettes refer to their isolated home?
– Gnoman’s Land.

Did you hear about the group of traveling Gnome Merchants?
– An entire city got swarmed with Gnome-ads!

Why did the gnome visit his mother?
– To get a gnome cooked meal

What do you call teenage gnomes who hang with their friends?
– Hanging with their gnomies.

Did you hear about the one legged gnome?
– He’s one foot tall.

What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?
– Transplants

What kind of homes do many gnomes live in?
– Geodisdic gnomes.

What do gnomes love to sing while gardening?
– Gnome Worry, Bee Happy.

What race makes for the edgiest bards?
– Rock gnomes.

So I got a little drunk last night.
– I was out on my porch yelling “Get off of my lawn!” at my wife’s yard gnomes.

Why do gnomes love singer Bobby McFerrin?
– Because he sang gnome worry, be happy.

Why are gnomes friends with dolls?
– They like to share clothes.

Why are gnome jokes all one-liners?
– They’re always pretty short.

What did the teacher say to the naughty gnome?
– Oh gnome you didn’t.

Why are there so few famous gnome playwrights?
– Many of them are ungnome.

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