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Gnome jokes in 2025

Why do sverfneblin make the best philosophers?
– Because they’re deep gnomes.

Did you hear about the gnome rogue?
– Of course not, that g is silent!

What’s the meanest thing ever?
– When you ask a gnome : What will you be when you grow up?

What is a gnome’s favorite Shakespear play?
– Gnomeo and Juliet.

What did the father say to his gnome son when he began to cry?
– Big gnomes don’t cry.

Why do gnomes make such great secretaries?
– Because they’re good at shorthand.

What do you call Hispanic gnomes
– Gnombres.

What is a popular television show for gnomes?
– Gnomer Pyle, USMC.

What do you call a gnome who dresses nice?
– A metronome!

How many gnomes does it take to change a lightbulb?
– Infinite , cant stack em high enough.

A dyslexic witch cursed me!
– Now everything I touch turns to glod, an increasingly disgruntled gnome

What do gnome cowboys sing?
– Gnome on the range.

What’s the number one rated movie for gnomes?
– Gnome Alone.

Did you hear about Boddynock the Alchemist, who had that run-in with the undead?
– He was gno-match for them. But he’s all Wight now.

What do you call fifty five gnomes in the mouth of a kraken?
– A good start.

What do you call a black gnome?
– Gnigga

Why do gnomes love surfing on the internet?
– They get a thrill out of landing on the gnome pages.

How do gnomes greet one another at their yoga class?
– They bow and say gnome-astay.

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