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Gnome jokes in 2025

Why were the gnomes ticketed by the park ranger?
– He warned then this is not a gnome-naked beach.

What do gnome mothers often say to their naughty children?
– Wait till your father gets gnome.

What do you call a psychic gnome who escaped from prison?
– A small, medium at large!

Did you know garden gnomes wear little red hats?
– It’s a little gnome fact.

What do gnomes complain about their always hungry teenagers?
– You’re eating me out of a house and gnome.

Why do gnomes laugh when they go for a run?
– Because the grass tickles their balls. Merry Christmas!

What is better than 10 gnomes in a barrel?
– One gnome in 10 barrels!

Where did Satan’s little helpers go to high school?
– They didn’t, they were gnome-schooled.

What is a gnome’s favorite baseball movie?
– A league of their gnome.

Why are there so few gnome airline pilots?
– They can’t meet the height requirements.

Why do sverfneblin make the best philosophers?
– Because they’re deep gnomes.

Did you hear about the gnome rogue?
– Of course not, that g is silent!

What’s the meanest thing ever?
– When you ask a gnome : What will you be when you grow up?

What is a gnome’s favorite Shakespear play?
– Gnomeo and Juliet.

What did the father say to his gnome son when he began to cry?
– Big gnomes don’t cry.

Why do gnomes make such great secretaries?
– Because they’re good at shorthand.

What do you call Hispanic gnomes
– Gnombres.

What is a popular television show for gnomes?
– Gnomer Pyle, USMC.

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