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Gnome jokes in 2024

How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall?
– Depends on how hard you throw ’em!

This one’s for the D&D players. A human, an elf and a dragonborn walk into a bar.
– The gnome and halfling walk underneath perfectly fine.

Which Simpson character do gnomes love the most?
– Gnomer Simpson.

Beware gnomish merchants, they tend to shortchange people.

Why do gnomes laugh when they play football?
– Because the grass tickles their armpits.

Why do college student gnomes love Christmas?
– They get to gnome for the holidays.

A gardener and his dog walked into a bar.
– His garden gnome walked under it…

Where does a Communist Garden Gnome work?
– At the Russian Troll Farm.

Why are gnomes great at acting?
– There is gnomes business like show business.

What mythical creature keeps time for trains at the station?
– A metro-gnome.

What kind of character does J-Roc wish was in Dragonball Z?
– Gnome Saiyan

What do people chant at the gnome president’s rally?
– Go big or gnome home.

What is the favorite ride for gnomes at Disneyland?
– It’s a small, small world.

Why couldn’t the guy stop making Frodo gnome garden statues?
– Because it’s so hobbit forming.

What do gnomes use to guarf their mazes?
– Minitaurs

I want to train a little person to be a champion of eating competitions. I’ve got him an outfit—but what should I call him?
– Gnome Chomsky

What did the adult human say to his friend when he introduced him to his pal gnome?
– Say hello to my little friend.

How do gnomes often express regret?
– By saying I wish I’d gnome along.

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