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Gnome jokes in 2025

Did you hear about the one legged gnome?
– He’s one foot tall.

What does a redneck garden gnome hate more than anything?
– Transplants

What kind of homes do many gnomes live in?
– Geodisdic gnomes.

What do gnomes love to sing while gardening?
– Gnome Worry, Bee Happy.

What race makes for the edgiest bards?
– Rock gnomes.

So I got a little drunk last night.
– I was out on my porch yelling “Get off of my lawn!” at my wife’s yard gnomes.

Why do gnomes love singer Bobby McFerrin?
– Because he sang gnome worry, be happy.

Why are gnomes friends with dolls?
– They like to share clothes.

Why are gnome jokes all one-liners?
– They’re always pretty short.

What did the teacher say to the naughty gnome?
– Oh gnome you didn’t.

Why are there so few famous gnome playwrights?
– Many of them are ungnome.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??
– Micro-Worgenisms!

Why are gnomes often indecisive?
– They can’t decide between yes, gnome, and maybe.

Why are gnomes rubbish rappers?
– They have gnome rhyme and gnome reason.

Why do sverfneblin make the best philosophers?
– Because they’re deep gnomes.

Did you hear about the little guy compelled to clap in time whenever he was on the Paris underground?
– He was a Métro gnome.

What’s the most common phrase used by teachers in a gnome school?
– It’s a little gnome fact.

What line in an alien movie do gnomes love the most?
– “ET phone gnome.”

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