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Gnome jokes in 2025

Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates?
– They call it Gno-man’s-land.

What did the gnome say to the traffic cop who pulled him over?
– Do you gnome who I am?

Why do gnomes often go to banks?
– To take out a gnome equity loan.

Why are gnomes so pragmatic?
– They don’t have tall tales.

Who is a gnome’s favorite detective?
– Sherlock Gnomes.

What do you call a gnome that lives in the city?
– A metrognome!

Why are so many gnomes successful?
– Good things come to gnomes who wait.

What’s the number one song on the gnome’s country-western chart?
– Country roads take me gnome.

Why do gnomes love singer Bobby McFerrin?
– Because he sang gnome worry, be happy.

Why are gnomes friends with dolls?
– They like to share clothes.

Why are gnome jokes all one-liners?
– They’re always pretty short.

What did the teacher say to the naughty gnome?
– Oh gnome you didn’t.

Why are there so few famous gnome playwrights?
– Many of them are ungnome.

What do you get when you cross Gnomes and Worgen??
– Micro-Worgenisms!

Why are gnomes often indecisive?
– They can’t decide between yes, gnome, and maybe.

Why are gnomes rubbish rappers?
– They have gnome rhyme and gnome reason.

Why do sverfneblin make the best philosophers?
– Because they’re deep gnomes.

Did you hear about the little guy compelled to clap in time whenever he was on the Paris underground?
– He was a Métro gnome.

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