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Gnome jokes in 2025

Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates?
– They call it Gno-man’s-land.

What did the gnome say to the traffic cop who pulled him over?
– Do you gnome who I am?

Who is a gnome’s favorite detective?
– Sherlock Gnomes.

What do you call a gnome that lives in the city?
– A metrognome!

Why are so many gnomes successful?
– Good things come to gnomes who wait.

What’s the number one song on the gnome’s country-western chart?
– Country roads take me gnome.

Why do gnomes often go to banks?
– To take out a gnome equity loan.

Why are gnomes so pragmatic?
– They don’t have tall tales.

Why do gnomes often like to go shopping?
– Because some of the stores offer gnome money down deals.

Why do the police often ignore the testimony of gnomes?
– They don’t trust gnome one.

Did ya hear the one about the Troll who tried to pay for dinner with a gnome?
– He came up short on the bill.

What do you call a musical gnome that cares a lot about its appearance?
– A metrognome

What do you call a gnome who’s been burglarized?
– A gnome invasion.

Why did the gnome take the subway to work?
– Because a metro-gnome is always on time.

What do you call a gnome priest?
– A compact disc.

I love cooking meat for tiny men…
– …make gnome a steak.

Where do gnomes buy most of their appliances?
– At Gnome Depot.

What race makes for the edgiest bards?
– Rock gnomes.

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