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Gnome jokes in 2025

Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates?
– They call it Gno-man’s-land.

What did the gnome say to the traffic cop who pulled him over?
– Do you gnome who I am?

Who is a gnome’s favorite detective?
– Sherlock Gnomes.

What do you call a gnome that lives in the city?
– A metrognome!

Why are so many gnomes successful?
– Good things come to gnomes who wait.

What’s the number one song on the gnome’s country-western chart?
– Country roads take me gnome.

Why do gnomes often go to banks?
– To take out a gnome equity loan.

Why are gnomes so pragmatic?
– They don’t have tall tales.

What did the witness say at the gnome trial?
– In my gnome words here’s what happened.

Did you hear about the gnome city that doesn’t let humans through the gates?
– They call it Gno-man’s-land.

I used to adventure with a gnome, but he gave it up so he could focus on writing under a pseudonym.
– He became a gnome-de-plume…

I was cleaning one of my garden statues and accidentally cracked part of its face
– I guess you could say I don’t gnome eye own strength

Who’s the most favorite gnome philosopher?
– Gnome Chompsky.

What did the gnomes best friend say when people complained about his friend?
– He’s great once you get to gnome him.

Why are gnomes friends with dolls?
– They like to share clothes.

If your garden gets nuked.
– Does it become a Gnome man’s land?

What do you call a football stadium for gnomes?
– The astro-gnome.

Why are so many gnomes happy regardless of today’s news?
– Gnome news is good news.

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