Most Popular Categories

All Categories

Gluten Free Jokes in 2025

Why did the gluten-free person bring their own snacks to the party? Because they knead-ed something different!

What did the gluten-free person say to the toast? “You’re just not my slice of bread!”

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to play cards? Because they were always dealt a bad hand…ful of gluten!

What did the gluten-free person say to the pretzel? “You’re just a twist of trouble!”

What did the gluten-free person say to the wheat? “You’re just not my ‘grain’ of rice!”

What’s a gluten-free ghost’s favorite snack? Boooo-berry muffins!

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to eat at the bakery? It was a loaf of trouble!

Why did the gluten-free person become a detective? To get to the “grain” of the problem!

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to go to the bread factory? It was a loaf of despair!

Why did the gluten-free person go to the desert? It was a no bread zone!

Why did the gluten-free person go on a picnic? They heard there was a lot of fresh air, and it’s naturally gluten-free!

What did the gluten-free person say to the bagel? “You’re just a hole lot of trouble!”

What do gluten-free people use to navigate? The star of the yeast!

What did the gluten-free person say to the muffin? “You’re just not my cup of tea!”

Why did the gluten-free person break up with the sandwich? They couldn’t deal with the bread baggage!

Why did the gluten-free person turn down the job at the bakery? It just didn’t pan out!

Why did the gluten-free person start a band? They wanted to roll without the rolls!

What do you call a gluten-free philosopher? A ‘rye’ thinker!

Follow us on Facebook