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Gluten Free Jokes in 2025

What’s the gluten-free person’s favorite motto? “All you knead is love and gluten-free bread!”

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to work at the sandwich shop? Too much bread handling!

What did the gluten-free person say to the bread? “We just don’t mix!”

What did the gluten-free person say to the biscuit? “You’re just a crumb of disaster!”

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to eat at the pizzeria? They couldn’t stomach the crust!

Why did the gluten-free person break up with spaghetti? They couldn’t pasta-ssibly continue!

What did the gluten-free person say to the doughnut? “You’re just a round of trouble!”

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to become a baker? It was a ‘rye-sky’ business!

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to join the cooking contest? The bread got on their nerves!

Why did the gluten-free person become a gardener? They wanted to wheat out the unwanted!

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to eat the burger? They couldn’t handle the buns!

Why do gluten-free people make great comedians? Their jokes are always in ‘bread’ taste!

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to watch food channels? Too much bread drama!

What’s a gluten-free person’s favorite superhero? “The Inedible Bulk!”

What did the gluten-free person say to the croissant? “You’re just not my roll model!”

Why did the gluten-free person refuse to join the army? Too much dough in the mess hall!

What’s the gluten-free person’s favorite book? “A Tale of No Gluten”!

What’s the gluten-free person’s favorite dance? The non-wheat whirl!

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