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Giraffe Jokes 🦒 in 2025

What do you call a giraffe that is winning a horse race?
– A longshot.

What is the difference between a tractor and a giraffe?
– One has hydraulics, the other has high bollocks

What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
– Giraffic Park.

Why don’t giraffes make good pets?
– They’re too high maintenance.

Why do giraffes have long necks?
– Because their feet smell.

What does the giraffe say when it bites down a biscuit?
– A little goes a long way

What do you call a mural of a giraffe in the street?
– Giraffiti

The giraffes often get promoted at work
– because others look up to them.

Why was the giraffe late?
– Because he got caught in a giraffic jam!

Why do giraffes have long necks?
– So that it will reach their head.

what do you call a group of Giraffes?
– a Myth

What do you call a royal giraffe?
– Your high-ness.

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
– It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

The bartender says “you want a longneck?”
– The giraffe says “you mean I have a choice?”

What do you call an animal that can transform into a boat?
– A Gi-raft.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?
– So it can reach it’s head.

What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
– A plane in the neck.

What do giraffes have that no one else has?
– Baby giraffes!

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