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Giraffe Jokes 🦒 in 2025

Why did the giraffe sign up for monk training?
– He felt a higher calling.

Why didn’t the giraffe get invited to the party?
– Because he was a pain in the neck.

What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie?
– Neck-ed.

Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
– It’s a long one.

The zoo with only giraffes are called Giraffic Park.

Why did the giraffe leave her boyfriend?
– He was a Cheetah!

What did the giraffe say to the cat in the tree?
– Get out of my dinner!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a giraffe?
– A visit from the ethics board an a rescind of your grant.

What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
– Bacon and legs.

Why did none of the giraffe’s friends ever laugh when she told a joke?
– It always went over their heads.

When does a giraffe have eight legs?
– When there’s two of them!

A pirate, two giraffes, a duck and a nun walk into a bar..
The bartender says
“Is this some kind of joke?”

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?
– Neck-romance-y.

What do you call a royal giraffe?
– Your high-ness

Why didn’t the theatre audience laugh at the giraffe’ s jokes?
– Because they went over their heads.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?
– A giraffic jam.

Did you hear about the race between the giraffe and the ostrich?
– It was neck and neck the whole way

The giraffes do not like fast food because they cannot catch it.

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