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Giraffe Jokes 🦒 in 2025

Did you hear about the Giraffe and Ostrich race?
– It was neck and neck.

I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like.

What did Dracula say when he met the giraffe. I’d like to get to gnaw you.

What do giraffes paint?
– Giraffiti

Today I learned that a giraffe’s neck is so strong a human can climb up it. Also, I got banned from my local zoo.

You are riding a Giraffe at full speed, there is a lion right behind you and a horse in front of you, what do you do?
– Get off the merry-go-round.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
– So he could hide up cherry trees.

Once you’ve seen one Lion eat a Giraffe…
– You’ve seen a maul!

The giraffes were having breakfast with the pigs, and they had bacon and legs.

Why are giraffes tongues so long?
– So they can clean their ears.

What do you get if you cross a tortoise, a giraffe and a kangaroo?
– A turtleneck jumper!

There is an elephant and a giraffe in the bathroom
The giraffe says “pass the soap, please”
And the elephant says “no soap, radio!”

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?
– Nothing, giraffes aren’t real.

Why don’t giraffes like fast food?
– Because they can’t catch it!

What’s green and hangs from tall trees?
– Giraffe boogers.

What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
– A milipede with athlete’s foot!

“Two steaks please”, I asked the writer. “Rare for me, medium rare for my friend.”
– He brought us a lovely bit of panda and a nice chunk of giraffe.

Why don’t giraffes do drugs?
– Because they’re naturally high.

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