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Giraffe Jokes 🦒 in 2025

What do you get if you cross a tortoise, a giraffe and a kangaroo?
– A turtleneck jumper!

There is an elephant and a giraffe in the bathroom
The giraffe says “pass the soap, please”
And the elephant says “no soap, radio!”

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?
– Nothing, giraffes aren’t real.

Why don’t giraffes like fast food?
– Because they can’t catch it!

What’s green and hangs from tall trees?
– Giraffe boogers.

What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
– A milipede with athlete’s foot!

“Two steaks please”, I asked the writer. “Rare for me, medium rare for my friend.”
– He brought us a lovely bit of panda and a nice chunk of giraffe.

Why don’t giraffes do drugs?
– Because they’re naturally high.

Why did the giraffe sign up for monk training?
– He felt a higher calling.

Why didn’t the giraffe get invited to the party?
– Because he was a pain in the neck.

What do you call a giraffe without a bowtie?
– Neck-ed.

Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
– It’s a long one.

The zoo with only giraffes are called Giraffic Park.

Why did the giraffe leave her boyfriend?
– He was a Cheetah!

What did the giraffe say to the cat in the tree?
– Get out of my dinner!

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a giraffe?
– A visit from the ethics board an a rescind of your grant.

What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
– Bacon and legs.

Why did none of the giraffe’s friends ever laugh when she told a joke?
– It always went over their heads.

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