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Giraffe Jokes 🦒 in 2025

What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
– A centipede with athlete’s foot.

What sort of art do giraffes paint?
– Giraffiti.

If giraffes could read books I bet they wouldn’t be able to stop at just one.
. . – . what with them being two-story animals and all.

What noise does a dead giraffe make?
– *thud*

What do you get when two giraffes collide?
– A giraffic jam.

Why do giraffes sing in the rain?
– Because they don’t fit in the shower.

What do you call a load of giraffes in cars?
– A giraffic jam.

Did you know that a giraffes neck is strong enough to support the weight of a human climbing on it?
– Anyway, I got banned from my local zoo today

What’s green and hangs from trees?
– Giraffe snot.

What’s the silliest name you can give a giraffe?
– Stumpy.

Did you know that a giraffes neck is strong enough to support the weight of a human climbing on it?
– Anyway, I got banned from my local zoo today

Why don’t giraffes like fast food?
– Because they can’t catch it!

Where do you put Giraffes that don’t feel good?
– Giraffe-Sick Park

The giraffe, on its first date, said to his girlfriend that he wants to gnaw her more.

What do you call a mural of a giraffe in the street?
– Giraffiti

Did you hear about the man who made giraffe and lion jam?
– He called it Wildlife Preserve.

Did you know Ronnie Pickering invented the giraffe?
– He got into an argument with a horse and uppercutted it

Ever heard the one about the giraffe?
– Nevermind, it’d probably go over your head.

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