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Giraffe Jokes 🦒 in 2025

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a lawyer?
– Long-arm of the Law

Did you know Ronnie Pickering invented the giraffe?
– He got into an argument with a horse and uppercutted it

For my chemistry homework, I was supposed to write a thousand words on acid.
– I tried, but my pen turned into a rainbow-coloured giraffe and then the desk melted.

What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
– A plane in the neck.

Why did the giraffe get bad grades?
– He had his head in the clouds.

Why didnt the audience laugh at the giraffe’ s joke?
– It went over their heads

Why did the giraffe leave her boyfriend?
– He was a Cheetah!

The giraffe could not be a good boss and had to leave the job as he could not see eye-to-eye with his employees.

What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
– A “plane in the neck.”

Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffes?
– It’s a tall order.

Why did the giraffe leave his girlfriend?
– Because she was a Cheetah!

What do you call a zoo where all the giraffes have colds?
– Giraffe Sick Park

What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
– A longshot.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?
– Neck-romance-y

A giraffe walks into a bar and says…
– The highballs are on me.

Why do giraffe children have bad teeth?
– Because they CAN reach the biscuit tin!

One day a horse asked God “Hey God can you make my **ck even longer?”
– And thus the giraffe was born.

Why don’t giraffes make good pets?
– They’re too high maintenance.

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