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Giraffe Jokes 🦒 in 2025

A pirate, two giraffes, a duck and a nun walk into a bar..
The bartender says
“Is this some kind of joke?”

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?
– Neck-romance-y.

What do you call a royal giraffe?
– Your high-ness

Why didn’t the theatre audience laugh at the giraffe’ s jokes?
– Because they went over their heads.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?
– A giraffic jam.

Did you hear about the race between the giraffe and the ostrich?
– It was neck and neck the whole way

The giraffes do not like fast food because they cannot catch it.

Why don’t giraffes like to go to the playground?
– Because the monkeys use them for slides.

What happened in the race between the giraffe and the ostrich?
– It was neck and neck the whole way.

Do you know why giraffes necks are so long?
– Because their heads are so far from their body

What do you get when two giraffes collide?
– A giraffic jam.

What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
– I’d like to get to gnaw you.

Why was the giraffe so well respected at the zoo?
– Because everybody looked up to him.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
– A 12ft toothbrush.

The worst part about being a giraffe
is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.

Credit. The Joke Cafe

The worst part about being a giraffe… Is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.

Where do you put Giraffes that don’t feel good?
– Giraffe-Sick Park

What happens when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
– They get a plane in the neck.

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