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Giraffe Jokes 🦒 in 2025

Where do you put Giraffes that don’t feel good?
– Giraffe-Sick Park

The giraffe, on its first date, said to his girlfriend that he wants to gnaw her more.

What do you call a mural of a giraffe in the street?
– Giraffiti

Did you hear about the man who made giraffe and lion jam?
– He called it Wildlife Preserve.

Did you know Ronnie Pickering invented the giraffe?
– He got into an argument with a horse and uppercutted it

Ever heard the one about the giraffe?
– Nevermind, it’d probably go over your head.

Did you hear about the Giraffe and Ostrich race?
– It was neck and neck.

I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like.

What did Dracula say when he met the giraffe. I’d like to get to gnaw you.

What do giraffes paint?
– Giraffiti

Today I learned that a giraffe’s neck is so strong a human can climb up it. Also, I got banned from my local zoo.

You are riding a Giraffe at full speed, there is a lion right behind you and a horse in front of you, what do you do?
– Get off the merry-go-round.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
– So he could hide up cherry trees.

Once you’ve seen one Lion eat a Giraffe…
– You’ve seen a maul!

The giraffes were having breakfast with the pigs, and they had bacon and legs.

Why are giraffes tongues so long?
– So they can clean their ears.

What do you get if you cross a tortoise, a giraffe and a kangaroo?
– A turtleneck jumper!

There is an elephant and a giraffe in the bathroom
The giraffe says “pass the soap, please”
And the elephant says “no soap, radio!”

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