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Giraffe Jokes 🦒 in 2025

I read about a heartwarming story of several doctors performing an overnight surgery on a giraffe’s knee.
– I guess it was a joint operation.

Others did not laugh at the giraffe’s jokes as they went over their heads.

Where do you put Giraffes that don’t feel good?
– Giraffe-Sick Park

How do you write a report on a giraffe?
– First, you get a really tall ladder …

Why did the giraffe get promoted to manager at the zoo?
– Because people looked up to him.

(OC) Why don’t giraffes have stripes?
– Because God took one look at them and said, “You know, that thing’s so tall, it’ll be easy to spot.”

What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
– I’d like to get to gnaw you.

Knock knock.
Who’s there.
Giraffe.
Giraffe who?
Giraffe anything to eat? I’m starving!

What do you call a giraffe that is winning a horse race?
– A longshot.

What is the difference between a tractor and a giraffe?
– One has hydraulics, the other has high bollocks

What do you call a zoo that has only giraffes in it?
– Giraffic Park.

Some Giraffes can grow up to 18 feet.
– But most only have 4

Why do giraffes have long necks?
– Because their feet smell.

What does the giraffe say when it bites down a biscuit?
– A little goes a long way

What do you call a mural of a giraffe in the street?
– Giraffiti

The giraffes often get promoted at work
– because others look up to them.

Why don’t giraffes make good pets?
– They’re too high maintenance.

Why was the giraffe late?
– Because he got caught in a giraffic jam!

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