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Giraffe Jokes 🦒 in 2024

What happened in the race between the giraffe and the ostrich?
– It was neck and neck the whole way.

Do you know why giraffes necks are so long?
– Because their heads are so far from their body

What do you get when two giraffes collide?
– A giraffic jam.

What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
– I’d like to get to gnaw you.

Why was the giraffe so well respected at the zoo?
– Because everybody looked up to him.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?
– A 12ft toothbrush.

The worst part about being a giraffe
is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.

Credit. The Joke Cafe

The worst part about being a giraffe… Is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand.

Where do you put Giraffes that don’t feel good?
– Giraffe-Sick Park

What happens when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
– They get a plane in the neck.

What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
– I’d like to get to gnaw you

I read about a heartwarming story of several doctors performing an overnight surgery on a giraffe’s knee.
– I guess it was a joint operation.

Others did not laugh at the giraffe’s jokes as they went over their heads.

How do you write a report on a giraffe?
– First, you get a really tall ladder …

Why did the giraffe get promoted to manager at the zoo?
– Because people looked up to him.

(OC) Why don’t giraffes have stripes?
– Because God took one look at them and said, “You know, that thing’s so tall, it’ll be easy to spot.”

What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?
– I’d like to get to gnaw you.

Some Giraffes can grow up to 18 feet.
– But most only have 4

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