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Giraffe Jokes 🦒 in 2025

What’s green and hangs from trees?
– Giraffe snot.

A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis……..
Shame on you for wanting a punchline.
This giraffe needs help.

What do giraffes have that no one else can have?
– Baby giraffes!

What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
– Bacon and legs.

Why didn’t they invite the giraffe to the party?
– He was a pain in the neck!

Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
– It’s a long one.

A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar…
The bar tender looks up
– “What is this? A joke?”

What’s the silliest name you can give a giraffe?
– Stumpy.

Did you know that a giraffes neck is strong enough to support the weight of a human climbing on it?
– Anyway, I got banned from my local zoo today

Why don’t giraffes like fast food?
– Because they can’t catch it!

Where do you put Giraffes that don’t feel good?
– Giraffe-Sick Park

The giraffe, on its first date, said to his girlfriend that he wants to gnaw her more.

What do you call a mural of a giraffe in the street?
– Giraffiti

Did you hear about the man who made giraffe and lion jam?
– He called it Wildlife Preserve.

Did you know Ronnie Pickering invented the giraffe?
– He got into an argument with a horse and uppercutted it

Ever heard the one about the giraffe?
– Nevermind, it’d probably go over your head.

Did you hear about the Giraffe and Ostrich race?
– It was neck and neck.

I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like.

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