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Giraffe Jokes 🦒 in 2025

Why didn’t they invite the giraffe to the party?
– He was a pain in the neck!

Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck?
– It’s a long one.

A Republican, a Democrat, a Communist, a priest, a rabbi, an Imam, an African, a Caucasian, an Asian, a horse, a giraffe, an elephant, a fairy, an elf, and an unicorn walk into a bar…
The bar tender looks up
– “What is this? A joke?”

What’s green and hangs from trees?
– Giraffe snot.

A giraffe walks into a bar, he sits and orders 6 martinis……..
Shame on you for wanting a punchline.
This giraffe needs help.

What do giraffes have that no one else can have?
– Baby giraffes!

What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig?
– Bacon and legs.

What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
– A “plane in the neck.”

Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffes?
– It’s a tall order.

Why did the giraffe leave his girlfriend?
– Because she was a Cheetah!

What do you call a zoo where all the giraffes have colds?
– Giraffe Sick Park

What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
– A longshot.

What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice?
– Neck-romance-y

A giraffe walks into a bar and says…
– The highballs are on me.

Why do giraffe children have bad teeth?
– Because they CAN reach the biscuit tin!

One day a horse asked God “Hey God can you make my **ck even longer?”
– And thus the giraffe was born.

Why don’t giraffes make good pets?
– They’re too high maintenance.

What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
– Necktarines

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