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Ghost Jokes 👻 in 2025

Why did the ghost get arrested?
-For possession

What does a panda ghost eat for dinner?
-Bam-boo!

How do ghosts find out their future?
-They read their horror-scopes.

What did the carpenter say when noone believed they’d seen a ghost?
-“I know what I saw.”

Where did the ghost go on holiday?
– The Boohamas.

I dressed up as a ghost…
-Wanna get under the sheets?

What does a ghost take when they have acid reflux?
-Phan-Tums

What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house?
-Hope that it’s Halloween!

Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
-Because he has a Hallo-weenie.

What did the Spanish ghost have for breakfast?
-A bowl of ethereal…

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