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Ghost Jokes 👻 in 2025

What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
-Ghoul-gle!

What did the mama ghost say to her baby?
-Fasten your sheet belt.

I’d never ghost you…
-not even on Halloween.

What’s a ghost cow say?
-Moo” silly it’s still a cow.

What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet?
-A hole-y terror.

What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
-Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again

I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
-I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

What advice do ghosts give their children?
-Only spook when spoken to.

What kind of horse does a ghost ride?
-A nightmare.

I once told a bad joke about ghosts
-It still haunts me to this day.

Why did the ghost go into the bar?
-For the Boos.

How did Scrooge end up with the football?
-The ghost of Christmas passed

Do you wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
– That’s the spirit.

Where do baby ghosts go when their parents are at work?
– To day-scare!

What is a ghoul’s favorite flavor?
-Lemon and slime.

What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room?
-A spoo-key

If a bank gets robbed by ghosts,
-then it’s a Polterheist.

What is in a ghost’s nose?
-Boo-gers.

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