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Ghost Jokes 👻 in 2025

What’s a monster’s favorite play?
-Romeo and Ghouliet.

What’s the teen ghost’s favorite kind of makeup?
-Concealer

What’s a ghosts favourite present?
-A Boo-quet

Where do ghosts buy their food?
-At the ghost-ery store!

What do you call a truly funny ghost comedian?
-Dead funny!

Are you a ghost?
– Because I think you should be my boo.

What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea?
-Boo tea.

Why wouldn’t the ghost eat liver?
-He didn’t have the stomach for it.

What do ghosts eat for supper?
– Spook-eti.

What do I have in common with ghosts?
– Only naive people believe in me :<

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
-Because you can see right through them!

What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg?
-A hobblin’ goblin.

What is the difference between Skyrim NPCs and Ghost Deniers?
-None. Like both will see their surrounding destroyed and assume it’s the wind.

How do you know when a ghost is sad?
– He starts boo hooing.

Where do ghosts like to trick-or-treat?
-Dead ends.

Are you a ghost?
– Because I can see right through to your soul.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
-Day”scare” centers.

What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
-Shamboo!

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