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Ghost Jokes 👻 in 2025

Why do ghosts hate the rain?
-It dampens their spirits.

Why do ghosts like elevators?
-They raise their spirits.

What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?
-A booffalo.

When do ghosts eat breakfast?
-In the moaning.

If your only friend is ghosting you…
-Who you gonna call?

What do you say when you catch a ghost?
-Gotchu Boo!

What’s a ghoul’s favorite bean?
-A human bean.

What did the ghost say to his friend on the 4th of July?
– Red, white, and boooo.

People claim ghosts are real…
-But I’ve lived in this house for 527 years and I’ve never seen one.

What room in a ghost’s house is most unnecessary?
-The living room.

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
-Boo-berry pie.

If I you ever become a ghost and want to start an airline company, what should you call it?
-Booing Incorporealated.

What’s a monster’s favorite play?
-Romeo and Ghouliet.

What’s the teen ghost’s favorite kind of makeup?
-Concealer

What’s a ghosts favourite present?
-A Boo-quet

Where do ghosts buy their food?
-At the ghost-ery store!

What do you call a truly funny ghost comedian?
-Dead funny!

Are you a ghost?
– Because I think you should be my boo.

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