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Ghost Jokes 👻 in 2025

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
-He is mist.

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
-Because you can see right through them!

What do you call a ghost of a man with a broken leg?
-A hobblin’ goblin.

What is the difference between Skyrim NPCs and Ghost Deniers?
-None. Like both will see their surrounding destroyed and assume it’s the wind.

How do you know when a ghost is sad?
– He starts boo hooing.

Where do ghosts like to trick-or-treat?
-Dead ends.

Are you a ghost?
– Because I can see right through to your soul.

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
-Day”scare” centers.

What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
-Shamboo!

There is no such color as Ghostly yellow!
-It is just a pigment of your imagination!

What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces?
-A toastie ghostie.

What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist?
-His house was repossessed.

Why did the ghost cross the road?
– Because it was a poultrygeist.

What position does a ghost play in soccer?
-Ghoul-keeper.

Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets?
-Bootiques.

I bet you’re a real freak in the sheets. Wait.
– Ghost. I meant I bet you’re a ghost. Happy Halloween?

What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet?
-A hole-y terror.

Where do ghosts buy their food?
-At the ghost-ery store.

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