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Ghost Jokes 👻 in 2025

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
-He is mist.

What’s the ghost’s favorite thing about Thanksgiving dinner?
-The grave-y.

What do baby ghosts wear on Halloween?
-Pillowcases

Why is Mario so scared of Spanish ghosts?
-He’s been playing with “La Ouija” too much.

Why do ghosts and demons get along so well?
-Demons are a ghoul’s best friend.

Where do ghosts like to trick or treat?
-Dead ends.

What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
-Ghoul-gle!

What did the mama ghost say to her baby?
-Fasten your sheet belt.

I’d never ghost you…
-not even on Halloween.

What’s a ghost cow say?
-Moo” silly it’s still a cow.

What do you call a little ghost with a torn sheet?
-A hole-y terror.

What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
-Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again

I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
-I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

What advice do ghosts give their children?
-Only spook when spoken to.

What kind of horse does a ghost ride?
-A nightmare.

I once told a bad joke about ghosts
-It still haunts me to this day.

Why did the ghost go into the bar?
-For the Boos.

How did Scrooge end up with the football?
-The ghost of Christmas passed

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