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Geometry jokes 📐 in 2025

With what do mathematicians usually decorate their office floors?
– They are known to use area rugs.

What did the math teacher say to do when it started to rain?
– Coincide

Why didn’t the circles invite the ellipses to their party?
– They were too eccentric.

How is communism like geometry?
– It’s really all about Engels and most people only ever think of marks.

What did the teacher say when the student finally drew the 90-degrees angle correctly?
– He said, ‘It looks like you finally did something right!”

Why was the math teacher so popular with his students?
– This was because he never gave them any as-sin-ments to do for vacations!

What did the triangle say as he drove through a traffic circle?
– It’s pointless.

Just flew in from the Geometry convention.
– Boy are my planes tired.

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