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Geometry jokes 📐 in 2025

Why couldn’t the polygon play in the big game?
– He hurt his quadrilateral.

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Why do inches obey yardsticks?
– It was their ruler.

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A schoolmate paid me today, after I’d been helping him with geometry for a year…
– We’re square now

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In geometry, what is the one shape that you can attain perfectly only after plenty of attempts?
– The shape is the tryangle!

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In which government building, are geometry buffs and mathematicians employed?
– They all go to work at the Pentagon!

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What do you call more than two L’s in geometry?
– A Parallel

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Which shape is best for catching flies?
– A trapezoid.

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Rick is sitting in his bar in Casablanca, enjoying the sublime beauty of geometry…
– He raises his glass and says, “Here’s looking at Euclid.”

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