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Geometry jokes 📐 in 2025

Why is North Korea so good at geometry?
– Because they have a supreme ruler!

I need help with my geometry homework
– it said to draw 2 planes intersecting 2 buildings.

After a snowstorm, what are mathematicians known to do?
– They are known to construct snow angles!

Why was the maths teacher always very fit and athletic?
– Because geometry was keeping him in shape!

What is the name of the place where circles, parabolas, ellipses, and hyperbolas like to visit in the summer?
– They love going to this place called the Coney Island!

What did the geometry teacher say when the voodoo witch removed the curse on him?
– Hexagon.

My friend asked me “did you get a hair cut?”
– I said “no I got a lot of them cut”

Credit to my geometry teacher for the joke

Why could the geometry teacher not play the staff soccer match?
– This was because he had twisted his angles.

What was the name of the knight who had built King Arthur’s Round Table in a perfect shape and size?
– Well, his name was Sir Cumference!

Why did the polyhedron go to jail?
– For running a pyramid scheme.

Why did the math teacher want to become a farmer?
– He was pro-tractors

Why are farmers so good at geometry?
– They’re protractors

What do you call an angle that looks very adorable in geometry?
– You call it acute angle!

Why was the triangle arrested in Egypt?
– This was because he was accused of running a pyramid scheme over there!

What do you get when you cross geometry with fast food?
– A plane burger.

How does a geometry teacher drink beer?
– From pint A to pint B.

Which is the mathematician who was also a great professional wrestler?
– Kurt Angle!

Why were the people in the kingdom so good at geometry?
– This was because they had a supreme ruler!

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